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Gorgeous ladies and gentlemen that are extremely intelligent attend this University. They love to party and have fun.
"Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop!"-Quote about Scranton, PA from the hit show "The Office"
**For 16 consecutive years, U.S. News & World Report's "America's Best Colleges" edition has ranked the University of Scranton among the 10 top master's universities in the north
**In the 2010 edition of "America's Best Colleges" The University of Scranton ranked seventh among "America's Best Colleges" in the North, and was also included in a new ranking of just 80 schools in the nation hailed for a “Strong Commitment to Teaching.”
**For two consecutive years, Scranton has ranked among just 77 “Top Up-and-Coming Schools,” in the nation.
**The University's MBA program is among the top 15 in the nation for general management according to a national ranking of business schools published by Entrepreneur magazine and The Princeton Review.
**For the past eight years, The Princeton Review has included Scranton among its “371 Best Colleges.”
**Scranton is one of only 100 colleges and universities in the nation to be named to Templeton Foundation’s Honor Roll of Character-Building Colleges.
PRIDE, PASSION, PROMISE.
I went to The University of Scranton and it was an amazing college experience!
I love going to The University of Scranton because I can go snowboarding five minutes from campus at SNO Mountain!
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The fleeing of galaxies from each other in the aftermath of the Big Bang.
We live in an expanding universe.
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An excellent university in central VA, in the exclusive environs of Richmond's West End. Where true Southern gentlemen get a choice selection of fine country girls, where there is an abundance of high-quality liquor and a classy Greek System.
A place where one can learn just enough to make a great deal of money, in addition to making valuable networking connections and finding a spouse.
The University of Richmond is a most excellent place to pursue higher learning.
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The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.
(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)
Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.
Jane went to the University of Pittsburgh to meet Dick. They lived happily ever after.
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A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds
Karen: Steven Universe is for kids
Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended
An expensive private Catholic university located in Portland, Oregon, well known for its competitive nursing program. It's kind of a waste to attend such an overly expensive school if you don't major in nursing. The University of Portland is more academic based, don't come here if you are looking to party often or watch football games. The school doesn't have a football team, but instead prides itself in soccer, especially the women's team. Famous soccer players such as U.S Women's National Soccer Team Megan Rapinoe went here.
I am a nursing student at the University of Portland.
A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.
Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'
Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'