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Guy 1: Yo bro I loved that Nick Cage movie!
Guy 2: Dude are you blonde?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Blonde Boyz love the Cage.
The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.
He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.
The "stupid blonde" cliché is a popular, yet scientifically ludicrous myth without any substantial evidence to support itself at all. This belief, supposedly originated in America, states that the hair colour of an individual, in this case blonde, is somehow connected to his/her intellectual capacity, thus arriving to a preposterous conclusion; that is, a "non sequitur" logical fallacy. This subsequently renders the whole argument absurd and demonstrates its invalidity.
Blonde-haired individuals like Georgia Brown, for instance, have been reported to have a genius-level intelligence at a very young age.
Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.
Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
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A opinion to solve a problem given by a blonde woman. Though should never be taken in consideration.
Sarah the young blonde said. '' umm for like that global warming thing we should put air conditioners on the north pole... yeah that would like help. ''
Me: Sarah just shut up with your blonde solution. Go tan dumb bimbo.
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Jake Paul lord of the cringe and tik tock generation
The Dumb Blond tried to get Cody Ko’s channel
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A name usually used in a derogatory manner towards someone with unnaturally blonde hair.
Mostly used by people jealous of said "bottle blondes"... these people are occasionally "bottle blacks" (people with unnaturally black hair) and sometimes classified as emo.
girl: that bitch is such a bottle blonde! and her boobs are totally fake. anyway, i gotta go dye my hair jet black again.
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One who is not physically blonde, but may be associated with some of the characterists of blondes', possitive or negative. Also, may be one who wishes they were blonde, but this mostly is used with the above definition.
"God, I wish I was blonde. Id look alot better, owell guess im still blonde at heart"
"I have my kinda ditsy moments, guess im blonde at heart."
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