His hands are small, just like his....
"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"
"Omg look at Calvin, he's always so baked and loves saying baked as well in AGDS."
Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape
I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin
Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!
Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!
small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot
Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.
Calvin is such a catch, he’s beautiful inside and out. Any woman that ends up with him is blessed.
Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool