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The couple that can never fall apart. Always there for each other. Eddie loves melody and gives her kisses everyday to Melody then always ending it with one on the neck. There inseparable! Eddie’s are mostly likely to top Melody, Melody's the sweet girl who’s kind to everyone while Eddie’s the boy to murder you on the spot if you touch Melody. Eddie always on Mel to the point one night they’re gonna do IT (if Yk Yk) lol! Now if your names Melody and you have an Eddie in your life you’re in for a treat!
“Who are they?”
“That’s Eddie and melody. You better stay away from mel cuz Eddie’s coming for you”
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When a male and his female are laying together under the blankets, the male farts, then shakes the blanket - resulting in the fart wafting up towards the female. Opposite of a dutch oven.
Colin straight hit that bitch with a hot eddy , i heard her scream from the other room.
A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man
"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"
"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"
"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"
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An alcoholic drink consisting of at least 1 shot of every hard liquor mixed with lemon juice.
*The drink is served with a chaser of lemon juice.
*The drink is intended to be slammed, rather then sipped
The boys each slammed a Crazy Eddie before heading out for the night.
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He is a fictional character in the best show in the world. Stranger things, he is perfect and everyone should love him, and he has amazing hair
Me: Eddie Munson is perfect and everyone should love him
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For all you who don't speak French... thats fucking funny.
Possibly the greatest comedian ever. An executive and action transvestite. Didn't join the Army because they didn't have a parachuting transvestite brigade. Lost his virginity before he lost his virginity. Not a fucking weirdo transvestite.
"You can't take us over, there's 2 billion of us!."
"Do you have a flag?"
"Eva."
"yes, adolf"
"for our honeymoon, lets lie in a ditch covered in petrol on fire"
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