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A well rounded move to be used in the dark, fiery inferno of a raging mosh pit battleground.
It allows for a defensive stance, while at the same time leaving an arm free to decimate your opponent by shattering their face, or with a well placed throat smash.
The Mosh Fist is performed simply by crouching, planting your feet so as to steady yourself, lowering your head to protect the face, and then raising your arms; one poised to defend yourself from blows and/or weaklings that could possibly be knocked in your direction, the other ready to unleash haymakers or other crippling blows to the pantywaists that oppose you.
This move is a safe choice for any pit fiend, whether a weakling newbie, or a war-torn rocker.
When utilizing the Mosh Fist, you can also attain higher levels of badassedness by raising the mighty devil horns with your defending hand. This intimidates your opponents as they will realize they have no chance of conquering your demonic spirit, and when you see the fear in their eyes, it will be that much easier for you to annihilate them with a smashing blow to the dome.
Use this move well, and bring honor and glory to the name of your fellow rockers.
The music starts to really rock out. The mosh pit develops quickly...
You find yourself surrounded by a drooling horde of rock-biting weaklings with mohawks and spiked jewelry. Limbs are flying, bows are being thrown... it's getting pretty dangerous in there.
This is the time when you unleash the Mosh Fist. Survival is your primary goal. Show no mercy.
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The act of secret masturbation. Never done for voyeurism or sport. Usually done in the comfort of your dorm room on your friends desk when you think they are in class.
When you walk in on your roommate and he is crouched over, he is definitely scissor fisting!!
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A term used by trent reznor in the song Wish by nine inch nails
gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
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The act of dipping your hand in hot sauce, normally Frank's red hot and then shoving your hand into a vagina.
Make cupcakes bitch or you'll get the dragon fist.
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the act of fisting someone with a wand in hand, usually resulting in large amounts of pain yet pleasure at the same time.
Oh Harry that wand fisting you gave me last night was magical.
If you don't shut up ill wand fist the shit out of you!
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Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.
Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.
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A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
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