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The overwhelmingly horrifying deformation that occurs when a man or woman is so incredibly fat that their lower back forms an entirely separate set of ass cheeks above the normal ones, thus leading to the appearance of having another ass resting on top of the real one.
Holy sh*t dude, look at that chick's quadra-ass! That's f*cking horrible! It's so saggy!!
Yeah, I bet she hides chicken under the top ass cheeks.
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An acronym that stands for "Big Ole Titties And a Fat Ass".
Thought to have been invented by bored Submarine Sailors in the U.S. Navy during a random bullshit session.
Used whenever a desirable female is witnessed as a way to discreetly (or indiscreetly) compliment how great of a body she has, and due to it being a lesser known acronym, is usually appropriate to yell or speak in her direction so your buddies will agree and a chorus of "BOTAFA!" will arise.
A really hot girl walks out of a store across the street.
Guy: "Damn, now THAT is BOTAFA!!"
Other guys: "BOOOOTAAAFFAAAA!!!"
Girl: "What's that mean?"
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A well rounded move to be used in the dark, fiery inferno of a raging mosh pit battleground.
It allows for a defensive stance, while at the same time leaving an arm free to decimate your opponent by shattering their face, or with a well placed throat smash.
The Mosh Fist is performed simply by crouching, planting your feet so as to steady yourself, lowering your head to protect the face, and then raising your arms; one poised to defend yourself from blows and/or weaklings that could possibly be knocked in your direction, the other ready to unleash haymakers or other crippling blows to the pantywaists that oppose you.
This move is a safe choice for any pit fiend, whether a weakling newbie, or a war-torn rocker.
When utilizing the Mosh Fist, you can also attain higher levels of badassedness by raising the mighty devil horns with your defending hand. This intimidates your opponents as they will realize they have no chance of conquering your demonic spirit, and when you see the fear in their eyes, it will be that much easier for you to annihilate them with a smashing blow to the dome.
Use this move well, and bring honor and glory to the name of your fellow rockers.
The music starts to really rock out. The mosh pit develops quickly...
You find yourself surrounded by a drooling horde of rock-biting weaklings with mohawks and spiked jewelry. Limbs are flying, bows are being thrown... it's getting pretty dangerous in there.
This is the time when you unleash the Mosh Fist. Survival is your primary goal. Show no mercy.
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