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English phrase based on Fort Knox in Baltimore USA. Used mainly in the north. Used when shot down by an attractive woman to regain male pride or when succsesful with a notoriously difficult bird. {safecracker}
Man shes harder to crack than Fort Knox!
You'ld have an easier time breaking in to Fort Knox.
Her pussys like Fort Knox.
Ive just found the keys to Fort Knox.
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1.the act of being fly. 2. group of niglets from the hood. 3. mittens 4. now boarding GATEJ 5.(past)once was AJET. 6. the most fucking cool kids on the entire planet.
~man wearing high shorts, a purple and lime green wife beater, high puke colored socks, and twelveteen armbands makes a three pointer and exclaims, "FORT BALLIN!!"
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Fort Worth is a city in Texas. It constantly competes with Dallas due to some kind of yuppie penis envy. If you live there and you are not a.) a yuppie, b.) someone studying to become a yuppie, c.) in a gang, d.) a crackhead, or b.) a suburban poser trying to be hip and gorging yourself on a strict diet of mainstream while disguised as some kind of rebel (usually designated by piercings, tattoos, and top-40 crap), you are likely to be bored and alienated here. In fact, you might experience simultaneous homicidal and suicidal ideation. I feel for you.
Fort Worth should really be called fucking Fort Worthless. I hate this boring yuppie shithole that sucks the life out of me.
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Used to be a small, boring, cow town, oh wait it still IS.
Places close too early, if you're under 21 there ain't sh*t to do, the mall is one floor and too small, vanilla valley, not enough places to dance and traffic is worse than Denver
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Save yourself some time and just move to Dallas. On the bright side, the city DOES have some of the deepest pockets (insert Southlake/Westlake) and prettiest women around. It is the location of TCU, afterall... but the majority of Fort Worth is unfortunately flooded with 'hipsters', pseudo-artists, 'new-age-hippies' and other losers of the like. The famous Stockyards can be fun and, from time to time, draws some pretty big country performers (if you're into that sort of thing), but once the novelty wares off, you're left simply left with the above.
Visitor: "So, what do you all do for fun?"
Fort Worthian: "It's y'all....and we Drink."
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Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers
Me: Fuck Fort Myers
Girl: Look at that cool beach dude
Me: Fuck that fag
Girl: Fuck You
Me: You Wish
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a canadian town set aside for flaming homosexuals
you love anal sex with other men as much as i do? lets buy a house in fort mcmurray where we can live together in seclusion
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