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The state I've lived in my whole life.
South Jersey pretty cool, but when you go to the Shore it gets horrible.
Also, we don't say "Joisey."
BUT IF YOU COME HERE PEOPLE WILL SAY WUTER NOT WATER AND IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.
New Jersey is cool but when they said "wuter" it's a turn off
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imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.
wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?
thats in andover
fuck.
The only company in War of Rights you need to think about and join. All other companies are plebs who enlisted, while Jersey boys were born with an 1861 Springfield in their hands and a cartridge between their teeth. Huzzah and for the Union!
Has Roy asked you about the 1st New Jersey? What a bunch of badasses
Most importantly about a new jersey accent, NO ONE SAYS JOISEY. I dont know how this myth got started, but it just dosent exist. People from south, central, and north Jersey have different accents. People from south Jersey are more likely to say the word "daughter" as "daater", while people from north Jersey are more likely to say "dawter". I'm from central Jersey and i say "dawter" and also "mairy", not "marry". But it all depends where you're from. Most people sound like they're from Philly, but not everyone, especially if you're from Jersey City. And no, not all the girls have thick, stereotypical, nasal "joisey" accents.
Jersey Girl: I'm from central Jersey.
Guy from Western state (in a nasal voice): Uhhh, yuh frum JOISEY! Wheyahs ya new joisey akksend?
Jersey Girl: I'm not from JOISEY, and no one has that sort of new jersey accent, stupid!
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Proper North Jersey Pronunciations & Common Phrases:
War-der (Water)
Daw-der (Daughter)
Tawk (Talk)
Dawg (Dog)
Ax-cent (accent)
Wud-ever (whatever)
Jur-zee (Jersey)
Draw (Drawer)
Muh-ree-uh (Maria)
Merry (Mairy)
Mairy (Marry)
Mair-reed (Married)
Mair-ridge (Marriage)
Dewsh-bag (douche-bag)
Yew (you)
Fuck-yew (Fuck you)
Fukket (Fuck it)
Fuck-dat (Fuck that)
Fuh-get (Forget)
Fuh-got (Forgot)
Fuh-gedda-boud-dit (Forget about it)
Itz-fuh-gotten (It's forgotten)
I-doe-know (I don't know)
What-cha-do-in? (What are you doing?)
Whad-jew-do? (What did you do?)
What-sup-witch-yew? (What's up with you?)
What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? (What the fuck is up with you?)
Lemme (let me)
Lemme-tell-ya (Let me tell you)
im-go-in (I'm going)
im-gunna (I'm going to)
Siddy (City)
Tha-siddy / Duh-siddy (New York City)
Yew-go-in-to-duh-siddy? (Are you going to New York City?)
Jew-go-to-duh-siddy? (Did you go to New York City?)
Where-yew-go-in? (Where are you going?)
Where-jew-go? (Where did you go?)
The New Jersey Accent in use:
Joey: Hey Vinny, yew dewsh-bag. What-sup-witch-yew? Where-jew-go last night? Jew hang in Jerzee?
Vinny: Nah, I hung out in duh-siddy wid-dat chick Merry wit da Brooklyn ax-cent. Whad-jew-do?
Joey: Jew-bang-er?
Vinny: Nah, we just tawked.
Joey: Yew gonna mairy er?
Vinny: What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? Fuh-gedda-boud-dit, man. Whad-jew-do last night?
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The act of shoving your fist in ones ass hole, then ripping it out as fast as possible causing a parade of matter to extract from the person's rectum. All this is happens while you wear the finest Italian knitting.
While Raul was eating his spaghetti he was given a "New Jersey Plunger" by his more distinguished brother Ted
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Home to the two most contrasting areas of NJ. Bergen County is rich as hell and Hudson County is poor as hell (except Hoboken).
Jersey City Kid: $1?!?! That's way too much for a water bottle! Damn, I get that shit free at home.
Hoboken Kid: $7 for my caramel fudge whipped cream double espresso iced mochiatto Starbucks latte? Hell yeah! This shit is CHEAP as hell!
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