round brown

a fart, toot, poot, poof, puff, fluff or whatever else one may call the secretion of gas from the buttox

other examples: anal acoustics, cabbage captivator, talking pants, Victoria Secret's worst nightmare, fumigation

Bob: (round browns) "Aaw that smells! Gary, did you round brown us?"

Gary: "What? HEAVENS NO!"

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round house

(adj) A state of being so drunk, that you end up stumbling back to your house, falling down or passing out.

Dude, I went to Steve's party last night and got fucking round housed.

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fudge round

When engaged in anal sex, a female loses control of her bowels, leaving a circular imprint around the base of the male's genitalia. Lovingly referred to as a "fudge round."

Did you hear Teri left a nasty fudge round on Jay last night?

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bonus round

The unexpected extra poop that comes out when you think you're finished pooping. Usually follows an uncomfortable or unsatisfying poop.

I had just finished wiping and was about to stand up, when I got hit with a bonus round.

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round table

verb. Discussing women and their antics while smoking black&milds and drinking Monster Java.

Yo broski, round table at wawa?

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Rounding Bases

When a guy skeets on the girl from her mouth to her nipples and then to her bellybutton in the form of a baseball diamond

Dude I was rounding bases on this chick last night!

Guy: Dude were you rounding bases on my friend last night?
Friend: Yes, Yes i did
Guy: What the fuck, I wanted to do that to her

Go Round Base a chick!

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Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

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