French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

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Hitman on the Hershey Highway

Male homosexual with a penchant for buggery.

Ben is a hitman on the Hershey highway.

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mile highway club

The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.

Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”

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Highway boy

Another name for a state trooper or cop who monitors traffic speed

I spotted a highway boy parked on the side of the interstate as I was doing 85 so I slammed on the brakes.

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hershey highway hitchhiker

Gay man who likes to be the pitcher when having anal sex. He hops on board the hershey highway for a little ride.....

That guy is a freakin' hershey highway hitchhiker....

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up the highway not across the street

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist

if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

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san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo

jesus Christ san andreas highway patrol sucks ass.