tits

A bountiful source of comfort, worth more than all the expensive posturpedic pillows in the world.

Jakecrying: Mom, Annette broke up with me today
Mom: Oh, honey, come lay on mama's chest.
Jakesmiling happily: Okay! Nuzzles against his mother's 40DD tits.

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tits

prison slang for drugs

"i want your tits"
"i need some tits"

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that's tit

That's Tit

That's Tit is a a saying that is commonly used when something is an extremely easy task to perform.

Example: All you want me to do Charlie is is just to hold the nail in place so you can bang your hammer and hit it just once so you can hang this picture frame? Is that all you want Charlie? Sure, That's Tit, no problem, see you later.

Hey Charlie, what's up? Not much. Charlie says hey pal , can you give me a quick hand here, I 'm trying to hang this picture frame can you come here a second? Sure. Can you hold this nail in place while I hit it once and hang this thing. No problem Charlie, That's Tit.

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tits

What you say when something surprises you, angers you, or you feel a turrets-esque urge to yell it out.

Tits! I forgot my book at home.

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tits

something that you look at when chicks run in slow mo; cuddly; soft; amazing.

"OMFG look at those TITS -- THEY HAVE RIPPLES on them!"
"mmm... my teddy bear is TITS"
"omfg this chocolate is tits"

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TITS

Used to describe something "cool".

That part was the TITS!

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tits

Eric Cartman's way of saying cool.

Hey you guys, this plan is so tits!

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