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Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020


Brass Symphony

Either a group of guys all performing Rusty Trombones in a circle. Or, A group of three or more couples all performing Rusty Trombones.

Receiving is so much better than giving.

by CRB January 21, 2005


Kick Brass

To Kick Ass

Its time to kick brass and take names!

by UrbanFreedomFran July 27, 2023


It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022


Brass P*ssy

When someone is acting like an idiot or acting foolish. Most commonly yelled into a fake walkie-talkie.

(click) "Yeah we got a brass p*ssy on isle 6, repeat, a brass p*ssy on isle 6" (end click)

by rockynuts December 4, 2017


Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022


Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

β€˜He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by π•€π•’π•žπ•§π•–π•£π•ͺπ•šπ•Ÿπ•₯π•–π•π•π•šπ•˜π•–π•Ÿπ•₯ March 23, 2021