Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

tha value

A hardware store outside the ghetto of Hammond, Louisiana, America. Professionally known as Reeves True Value, hood known as tha value. Primarily used as a way of giving directions that will help you into the hood.

Hey girl, if you hang a left at tha value, you will be right down the road from the crib.