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First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen bros are gangstas. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and Nicole is a slut, her music is crap.
Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen.
Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.
Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.
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A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".
Works well on drunk people.
Bored person: Get in the van!
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
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a person who carries a crap load of STDs and likes to pass them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.
Guy 1: lol hell yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.
Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.
Guy 1: oh fuck off !!
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A Mini-Van, usually a piece of shit Chevy Astro, that the more "special" kids take to get to school. Very much like a Short Bus.
Look at them special kids riding that school van.
We Are....CHILDREN OF THE SCHOOL VAN.
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The signal declared by the driver of a minivan to begin claiming seats in said van. Seats that would be claimed consist of the traditional, "Shotgun", as well as the port and starboard "galley" (middle set of seats), and the port and starboard "poopdeck" (far back seats), the middles of the poopdeck and galley are of course called "bitch". In the event of a tie, the first to repeat said position wins the rights to the seat.
"Van Ahoy!"
"Shotgun!"
"port galley"
"starboard galley"
"port poopdeck"
"starboard poopdeck"
"damnit, i'm bitch."
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1. A way of identifying a sexual predators vehicle. In most cases a homosexual male.
2. A "Brad's Van" can be seen cruising up and down streets looking for a sexual partner or male model conspicuously.
I heard Lou got scooped up by Brad's Van and had his rear end plugged furiously, much to his delight.
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