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When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.
Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?
Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...
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1PE: It's 11:45 and NO RELIEF yet, what the FUCK gives?
2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.
1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.
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Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.
I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.
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The elapsed time one spends waiting for a Blackberry Storm to change from a vertical to horizontal screen orientation or vice versa.
I was trying to show someone this pic of a bass I caught yesterday on my Blackberry Storm but all I ended up doing was storm watching for 15 seconds before their interest was lost.
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The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.
Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.
male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
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A watch that teleports you directly to Bogosian so you can have sexual intercousre with her.
Man, I felt like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian so I used my Bogosian watch.
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When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked
Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?
Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on
(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids
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