Bagging The Watch

To relieve the watch late.

1PE: It's 11:45 and NO RELIEF yet, what the FUCK gives?

2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.

1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.

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watch cuck

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.

I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.

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Storm Watching

The elapsed time one spends waiting for a Blackberry Storm to change from a vertical to horizontal screen orientation or vice versa.

I was trying to show someone this pic of a bass I caught yesterday on my Blackberry Storm but all I ended up doing was storm watching for 15 seconds before their interest was lost.

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sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.

Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.

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bogosian watch

A watch that teleports you directly to Bogosian so you can have sexual intercousre with her.

Man, I felt like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian so I used my Bogosian watch.

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Watched it now

A phrase which is used to inform someone that you have seen a movie on the Netflix "watch instantly" service, or are going to do so in the future.

That movie was awesome, I watched it now yesterday!

I haven't seen that show yet, I'm going to watch it now when I get home tonight.

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Watching the kids

When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked

Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?

Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on

(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids

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