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kamikaze watermelon

I didn't know his name was fooby,
However he IS a self propelled Watermelon. doot da doot da doo!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Splat!
from the demented cartoon movie,
He is Painted on the underside of my surfboard to fighten sharks and groms
The Kamikaze watermelon damn near made
me piss myself laughing.

what the hell was that? some kind of Kamikaze watermelon...

My 9'0" Wander Inn is now refered to as the Kamikaze watermelon.

by Scared of Mammals August 3, 2004

34πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Watermelon 400

Local nickname for Atlanta's Orbital Motorway, combining two southern US traditions, Racisim("Watermelon"-a slight on Atlanta's black population), and love of motor racing("400"-as in 400 miles; refering to the length of a NASCAR race).

I took me two hours to get in: the Watermelon 400 was at at a standstill.

by Comrade Mister Yamamoto August 27, 2005

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Watermelon Wednesday

When your Wednesday goes from being normal to being completely freak nasty. Also when everything in your Wednesday turns crazy and you don't know whats going to happen next.

Spouse A: Today seems like such a Watermelon Wednesday.

Spouse B: I know right, things are starting to get freak nasty, I dont know what's going to happen next.

by Farrai October 26, 2012

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Gay Watermelon

A messy bowl cut hairstyle popular in the year 2019.

Ewwww, that kid Lachie has a weird haircut, looks like a gay watermelon.

by Mr. MiniMuffinMan September 11, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Watermelon Stereotype

A racist stereotype that states that African Americans have an unusually great appetite for watermelons.

I told my black son to put down that piece of watermelon. I didn't want anyone to think I was encouraging the watermelon stereotype.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


watermelon head

adj: A term used to describe someone with a head that is out of proportion with their body.

noun: A literal watermelon for a head, typically placed on a corpse by naughty teenagers.

Wow! My Grandma has a watermelon head! If I catch the degenerate that did this, I'll eat their ass!

Wow! My best friend sure had a watermelon head, its too bad the police blew half of it off cause he was black.

by alabamatruckenthusiast January 17, 2018

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar is both a song and a metaphor. The song is written by the amazing and talented harry styles who uses the phrase β€œwatermelon sugar” as a presumed metaphor for cum.

I swallowed his watermelon sugar, it was so wonderful and warm :)

by newromanticsΒΏ November 6, 2020

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž