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a marketing ploy phrase used by retail conglomerates to print on baby pink t-shirts/hoodies so young males with no identity can reassure themselves and indifferent bypassers of his own miniscule and suffering masculinity.
a mindset or cheesy quip to explain away the regret/buried shame of why you ever purchased that hideous pink polo in the first place and are actually wearing it.
Friend: Eww man! What's with the shirt? You look like gay Pepto Bismol.
Self-righteous fashion victim: Real Men Wear Pink! humph.
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What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.
Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.
Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~
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When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult
Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes
"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"
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References the generation following X that considers any footwear other than flip flops cages for feet.
I asked Tommy to remove his feet from the coffee table, and that multislacking, Gen y wear shoes 'spoda threw his flip flop at me.
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as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.
hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...
ahahaha.
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wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.
A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.
“You know what that means,” said Amy.
“No,” said Julia.
“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok