The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.
Guy 1: You should ask her out.
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.
an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect
Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"
The nickname given to a girlfriend that is much older than you. Wrinkle as in old but still cute.
"My wrinkle-chan might be much much older than me, but she is so much more mature and knows what she wants in life."
"Are you visiting your wrinkle-chan again?
-yes, we're planning on reading poems under the moonlight."
I turd stuck in chelsi's ass hat refuses to come out no matter how hard she tries !!!
I wish Ricky wrinkle neck would stop teasing me and just come out already !!
When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.
Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.
when you get your creative juices flowing after drinking Sneak
Dan has not stopped writing his new book in days, he must have got some of that wrinkle brain