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mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020


wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect

Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"

by Ry_Ryy February 03, 2022


Wrinkle-chan

The nickname given to a girlfriend that is much older than you. Wrinkle as in old but still cute.

"My wrinkle-chan might be much much older than me, but she is so much more mature and knows what she wants in life."

"Are you visiting your wrinkle-chan again?
-yes, we're planning on reading poems under the moonlight."

by Atlum July 05, 2022


Wrinkled cheeto

donald trump

"Donald Trump is a Wrinkled cheeto"

by uwillneverguess February 05, 2025


ricky wrinkle neck

I turd stuck in chelsi's ass hat refuses to come out no matter how hard she tries !!!

I wish Ricky wrinkle neck would stop teasing me and just come out already !!

by Hike88 April 14, 2024


wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.

Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.

by Zigzags21 August 23, 2018


Wrinkle Brain

when you get your creative juices flowing after drinking Sneak

Dan has not stopped writing his new book in days, he must have got some of that wrinkle brain

by Big Hynk August 20, 2024