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light a reefer and zoom around town with your great buzz
Joe texted Mickey and said, dude, let's puff puff zoom zoom buzz buzz tonight
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when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
DTZ is the acronym for ‘Down To Zoom’.
Work has been crazy lately with this pandemic. Alex, Sabrina, Beau, Moussa, Gabriel, Jerique, Haley and Amy are all DTZ (Down To Zoom) but I don’t think I can do one more Zoom conference.
To urge someone divert their attention or energy towards something of greater importance or relevance.
This is a popular saying used mostly by TikTok users. In 2020, TikToker QueenZieLocTheVoice recorded a video of her urging her daughter to wake up from sleeping in and log into her virtual Zoom class. She then mentioned that if she didn’t log in she would have her mother in trouble with Truancy. Thus, people on TikTok began using the sound from that video in their own videos to signify the urge to divert focus on important things instead of non-important things.
My sister keeps asking me if she should go back to her ex. I told her “You gotta get on your Zoom and stop going back to that toxic mess.”
I don’t want to go to work today but let me go ahead and get on my Zoom.
You got to get on your Zoom and start getting serious about your workouts.
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When the teacher puts you in a breakout room with your homies, each one of you takes turns showing your dick on the zoom call and rotate every 30 seconds until the teacher joins your breakout room. Whoever has their dick showing when the teacher arrives is the loser.
"hey sam I didn´t see you at school today, what happened?"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"
To urge one to think realistically and recognize an outlandish statement as a lie.
Ugly Pete: Dude, this chick at the mall who was selling headshots totally thinks I should be a model.
Handsome Tom: Zoom the camera out and see the lie, Ugly Pete. She just wants your money.
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A way to measure how big or important any given town is, by counting the number of times you must zoom in on Google Maps before the town's name becomes visible. Abbreviated as a GMZI.
New York City is 3 "google maps zoom-in"s
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