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Yo I just had a good meal
Dino chicken nuggets?
Well that is a good meal, but I was talking about your mom.
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when a man and a women are having sex, a third party simultaneously licks the man and the women's genitalia.
I had a threesome last night and got me a combo meal.
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When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.
A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"
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A huge load swallowed at the end of a late night, after hours blow job. A play on Taco Bell's late night binge eating promotion.
When we got home from the club at 3 a.m. and my bitch dropped down on her knees and violently pulled out my cock,that's when I knew she was ready for some fourth meal!
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Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.
Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!
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Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.
To dumb it down a little...
When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
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Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.
Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck that meal... brb.
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