Pre-Meal

The food version of Pre-Gaming.

What you do when you are expected to attend a large dinner at an expensive restaurant celebrating something.

The act of eating a full meal before the actual dinner so that you either don't have to eat, or can order something small and inexpensive at the restaurant.

Can be used as a verb: Pre-mealing

Amber W. "yeah her birthday dinner is tonight and my bank account is in the negative..."

Amber H: "hmm I was thinking pre-meal around 6?"

Amber W: "Sounds good to me!"

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pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

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PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome)

The sudden, irritable, cranky mood that happens to someone when they are super hungry or have low-blood sugar and need to eat something NOW. Both men & women suffer from this syndrome equally.

You've been out all day shopping with a friend. You're having a great time when your friend suggests going into one more shop before stopping for food, and you bite his/her head off. Your friend says, "Wow, what's wrong with you?" You say, "I'm suffering from PMS (Pre Meal Syndrome), so let's get something to eat, NOW."