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Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.
Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!
Boy 1: Its National yeet day gotta yeet u sorry
Boy 2: oh no it’s May 10th
When a bad bitch was born🤪
Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 24 nd thats on PERIODT
the day before mothers day.
also the day when all the cool kids are born.
"yo whens ur bday?"
"may 28th"
"damn you cool"
People born on this day typically are fucking geniuses, lowkey sexc, and are always down to pound so hit their line asap if they aint taken frfr.
Christian is so smart and handsome im soooo dtf. I wonder if all kids who share May 29th as a birthday are like this?
National give your friend money day!
You:guess what it’s may 3
Friend:fine take 5$
You:haha