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Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.
I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.
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When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.
When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.
"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"
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In a debate (or perceived debate) a casual remark that sounds like an insult, and is perceived as one.
Norma: I think we may be getting rain soon.
Betty: Actually, Norma, after analyzing the latest data, including local atmospheric pressure, temperature and cloud characteristics, and the velocity of fronts within a 100 mile radius, I conclude that we will NOT be getting rain soon.
Norma: Well, Betty. It sounds like, when you grow up, you might be quite the mee-tee--a-rol--o--gist.
Betty: Are you calling me FAT?
Norma: ????
Betty: You clearly know nothing about weather, and you try to overcome your ignorance by saying that when I grow up, I'll be a MEATY urologist. Ad hominem attacks have no place in rational discussions.
Norma: No, Betty. Your scientific knowledge actually impresses me. I said you were going to be quite the METEOROLOGIST when you grew up.
Betty: Oh, so I thought it was an ad hominem...
Norma: and it was really only an ad homonym!
(meterologist homonym courtesy of Richard Lederer)
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The best alcoholic beverage on the planet.
2 parts gatorade (preferrably blue)
1 part vodka
1 part gin
i got wasted after six starr-ades
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NOOOOOOO I FOUND THESE ADS WITH KIDS
*mutually kills himself*
Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.
Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!