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When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
A fine young lad who has a fetish for anything that has Nintendo in it. He also likes to run- oh wait, he can't run.
Hey look! It's Peuton Barrel!
Yeah, hi guys! This definition is totally not an inside joke and totally will be accepted (if it does I'm honestly surprised)
The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.
This act is often associated with pillaging. See Pirate.
"Come on, let's smashy barrels?"
Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.
"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"
A group of white people.
son: whats a cracker barrel?
dad: its a group of white pekple
The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.
We were having a nice picnic at the lake, but then a cracker barrel showed up.