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The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it
I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up
A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.
A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}
Guy 1 Hey man ima go use the bathroom.
Guy 2 Don't do it. it's a KFC Bathroom
When you use the bathroom at your friends house and take a huge shit.
Friend: I just made your bathroom into a smelly bathroom, don't go in there for about a year!
a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.
mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.
A conversation similar to locker room talk. It takes place in a bathroom where girls say their opinions about others. They talk about their guy friends or future lovers personalities and things that might annoy them. They might start being sexists and judge poorly sometimes, it depends in their beliefs.
-Dude did she leave?
-Don’t worry she went to the bathroom with her friend.
- And you think bathroom talk is better than leaving?