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When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life
His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly
A girl that you wouldn't expect to be a whore but she is in fact, one of the biggest whores in town. An undercover slut if you will.
Robert: Yo, this girl is a keeper man, she's literally so sweet.
Bob: Don't go for it bro, she's a closeted whore. Half the boys in town have ran through that.
Robert: Huh, I never would've guessed.
The closet your friends come out of when you start playing World of Warcraft and they admit they've been playing for years.
Average Guy: Sooooo......I, ummmm,......started playing Wow
Jock friend: Dude!!! i have all the expansions!!!
Onlookers: That jock just came out of the WoW closet!
A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.
Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.
sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk
David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual
Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are
"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."