British Leafblower

An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.

Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."

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The British Accent

An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.

Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"

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British Fag

An American or non British idividual that says common British terms

"What banter, mate!"
"Shut up British Fag"

"Mate, take the piss"
"God Johnny, your such a British Fag"

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British accent

One of the many ways to get an American girl to sleep with you.

-Hey I have a British accent, wanna go for a shag
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha

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British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

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British Empire

Mao Zedongs favorite country and he created it

What is a British Empire?
A worst empire in history and is worse than a black death

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British revolution

The cultural revolution of the United Kingdom.

Unfortunately this hasn't happened yet, but will hopefully involve something out of V for Vendetta

Some dude: "Hey, the whole government sucks in almost every way imaginable."
Me: "Yeah, I know. We need a British Revolution involving riots and Guy-Fawkes masks."

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