hump the bump

This funny little saying was created by my sweetie during my pregnancy. And it was to have sex laying over my tummy in about my 5th or 6th month..and being horny its more then a lot of fun..

.....Aww come on Jake..its been days...lets Hump the Bump...and I will make us waffles..how that for a deal??

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Brooklyn bump

- noun: A parking technique involving pulling a vehicle forward and back into nearby cars to force one's way into an overly narrow parking spot.

- verb: to utilize the Booklyn bump in order to force a vehicle into a narrow parking space.

- noun: "My friend used the Brooklyn bump to get his SUV into a parking spot barely suited for a compact sedan."

- verb: "I Brooklyn bumped my way into a narrow spot right in front of the theater."

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peenjo bumping

When two men or more engage in Double Penetration Sex in a woman, in the same hole, and their penises rub up against each other. It might as well be considered tummy sticks.

Peenjo Bumping is all the rage in "straight" DP porn these days.

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skull bump

sniffing huge bumps of pain killers or cocaine as hard as you can, you feel it hit your skull.

"Can you believe those assholes kicked me out for skull bumping?"

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bumping uglies

doing the nasty, fucking, making love, screwing, having sex.

No, mom. Me and Amy were bumping uglies when you called last night. It was off the hizzoook!

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AP Bump

The bump on your middle finger of the hand that you write with resulting from hours of homework assigned by AP classes. May remain for days, weeks or even months.

Sizes may vary. The larger the size, the more homework you have.

Joe: Is the new kid any smart?
Steve: Yes, you can tell by the size of his AP Bump.

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Shadow-bumping

On the IMDB forums, the act of posting a blank response and then deleting it a second later thus intentively bumping the targetted thread and remaining anonymous as the bumper.
Specifically detested because it is a stealth form of necroposting and often used by trolls.

boxOmetal: some idiot just revived that y2k thread
cardboardboy: yes, well done idiot
boxOmetal: wtf?
cardboardboy: saw your name on the most recent post before it was deleted you shadow-bumping idiot

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