busy rag

A rug used during work hours to give the illusion of you working.

Stevo: shit the boss is coming this way
-gets out a busy rag
Boss: good work mate

I’m Busy

A phrase often used by someone who does not want to go on a date or otherwise hang out with you, but does not want to hurt your feelings. The truthfulness and frequency of this statement depends mostly on whoever’s asking.

(See also: I have a boyfriend/I have a girlfriend)

Gus: We should hang out sometime, are you available any time in the next five years?
Amy: Um, no, I’m busy, like REALLY busy.
Gus (to self): Here we go again...

independent business

A question made by the exam board AQA to fail and confuse innocent year 10 and 11's who revised biology instead received an off topic exam containing drunk 15 year olds and GM mosquitoes

Exam: What is an independent business?
Phil: Oh fuck!

heavy business

Heavy Business: a difficult, uncomfortable situation that is likely to involve a fair amount of suffering.

- John and Sheila's house was robbed.
- Wow, heavy business!

Been Busy

To have your new wife dictate who your friends are and are not, in addtion to dictating your entire social calendar.

Hey dude, are you going to hang out sometime in 2008?
"Nah, i've been busy."

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business and comunications

a skanky subject that british kids have to take because it gets the school more money. its basically a waste of time for everybody taking the course.

guy 1:"did you do alright in ure gcses?"
guy 2:"not bad but i got an E in business and comunications"
guy 1:"ah yeah thats a waste of time"

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Business plan

Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.

Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.

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