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when you put the pee pee in the coochi
person: dude i saw jenny yesterday.
persons friend: what did u do??
person: i put the pee pee in the coochi
persons friend: you mean sex?
person: yeah
justin beiber: im a fag
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A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.
guy - "yo"
girl - "yo"
guy - "wanna sex?"
girl - "k"
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a- gender (ex) male/female
b- act that is making virgins the fastest dying species.
c- how you were made
d- what people do when bored
a- is your sex male or female?
b- they are the fastest dying species, they cant reproduce.
c- one magical night years and years ago, you parents conceived you.
d- im bored, your bored....lets fuck ;)
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When you make everyone believe you're sexually frustrated in your not-relationship.
Tara and Justin like talking about their not-sex with me because Justin's still jailbait.
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When a guys sticks his dick into a women's vagina.
My crush, Jack, looked so good today. He could tell I liked him. During class he gave me a note that said go to the bathroom. This made me very happy so I did. I went into the men's restroom and he was waiting for me. He locked the door after I came in. He then kissed me. It was long and passionate kiss. Then I started to unbutton his shirt and he took mine off. He made out while he took his pants off. He then took mine off. I then looked down and I saw his 10 inch cock
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It was huge. I went down on my knees and put it in my hands. I started to rub it nice and slow. Then I started to speed it up. He was hard. Then I put it into my mouth. Sliding it in and out. He was magical. At the same time I was rubbing his balls. Then I had finished for now. And he grabbed me and put me in the counter and started to eat out. He was licking my clit. He felt amazing. We then started making out again. That was when I felt his dick up against my wet vagina. I whispered in his ear "Fuck me now Jack. I want you in me now!" He listened and I could feel him going in me. "DEEPER, DEEPER, PLEASE FUCK ME HARDER" I started to moan and moan. "FASTER, FASTER JACK HARDER! I WANT YOU IN ME!" He started to pump me faster and harder. I then grabbed his balls and I could tell he wasn't fully in me. "JACK GO DEEPER NOW DEEPER I WANT YOU! FUCK ME NOW!" I could tell he was going in deeper. He then hit my g-spot and I got a giant orgasm. I was amazing. He kept on pumping faster and faster. Then he cummed inside of me. It felt great. He then slid out and we frenched for a bit. Then we got into our clothes and by that time class was over. We fuck everyday. We have great sex
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Ally And Xavier were together in a forest together. They had been kissing for a while but now Xavier wanted more.
He held Ally close and ripped off her t-shirt, exposing her bra over her massive tits. He then grabbed her and started rubbing her tits and she moaned. Soon, her bra is off too and she is laying on the floor, moaning some more as Xavier sucks and kisses her tits. She moans even more. She then pulls of her skirt and tights. She lays on the floor, half naked and Xavier reveals her pussy. He then sticks his fingers up her wet pussy and she moans even more louder. She then got up, and looked at me, fully dressed. Then she unbuttoned his shirt, massaging his abs. He then pulled of his pants and then removed his boxers to reveal his 9 incher. She started licking the tip of it and massaging it in her hands. He then put his body onto hers and they both fell on the ground. His 9 incher penetrated into her wet pussy, and she moaned and screamed.
She shrieked for him to go harder and faster, he obeyed.
Ally could feel the cum dripping into her pussy and Xavier fucked her hard. Ally widened her legs and Xavier grabbed her tits again. He started massaging them and she let out a scream. Soon her pussy was dripping with cum. They rolled onto the floor and Xavier stood up, still inside Ally and pinned her against a tree, going under her to get the last few inches in. They separated and passed out.
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When you put the thingy in the woo-ha and move it around
* THE SEX*
Mikaela : DUDE I HAD A THINGY IN MY WOO HA YESTERDAY I MUST COPE WITH MY NEW VISIONS OF SOCIETY
Jesse : Um dude... What's so different...
Jesse : And please never say you had a thingy in your woo ha again. That's disturbing.
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