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Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

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Munching butthole

This means that you smell really bad or have stanky breath!

Rowin "Hey how are you?"

Bailey " OMG you munching butthole, get away you smell like s***!!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013

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Butthole Shuffle

The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.

I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.

by Sworzy October 26, 2009

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Scroll to the Butthole

Etymology
From Reddit GoneWild usage: to scroll down the imager gallery to get to the butthole pic.

Verb
scroll to the butthole

(idiomatic) To get to the point; to get on with it; to state something directly.
We don't have much time here. Could you scroll to the butthole?
Translations
to get to the point or cut to the chase

Alternative
Scroll to the asshole

Come on, Randy, I get it, just scroll to the butthole!

by Titus Uranus August 11, 2014

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Sunday butthole

proper noun \หˆsษ™n-(หŒ)dฤ, -dฤ“ หˆbษ™t หˆhลl\

1. The state of a gay man's anus and lower digestive tract after a rough Saturday night of drinking and bottoming during sex--often accompanied by prideful complaining, awkward wobbles, and supportive friendship

2. An event or occurrence that is celebrated despite accompanied pain or discomfort

3. A person who you love although frequently pretend to hate but are, in fact, incredibly happy with

1.

B: How was your night?
E: Ugh.
B: Bad? Or Sunday butthole?
E: (smiles)
Both: Jeah! (high five)

2.

S: I'm ready to graduate although I will always look back on my time here as I would a Sunday butthole

3. I love Max, in a Sunday butthole sort of way

by Femme Fullgarverbo August 9, 2012

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butthole academy

the act of one man tagging 5 or more buttholes with his wiener

guy 1- dude how many is that now?

guy2- 5 buttholes

guy1- dude your part of the butthole academy now!

by Half a slap September 29, 2011

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Hitlers butthole

The place in which the gas that killed the Jews comes from.

Hitlers butthole juice killed all the Jews

by Bucok January 8, 2018

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