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When the male injures his penis
Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol
Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
I bet he pulled a nigga carrot
Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.
Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.
The best kind of vibe.
Carrot Vibes
"How was your day?"
"Good"
"Thats Carrot Vibes".
"How was your day?"
"Not great."
"Oof thats not carrot vibes."
Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.
Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!
Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.
Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.
Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.
His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.
Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.