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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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A celebrity who is famous for uploading videos online at sights like You-tube.
Patty mayo is the latest Y-list celebrity to get a major television deal.
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It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.
Lover: You cheated on me!?
You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.
Lover: oh…ok then
A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.
Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:
"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."
Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)
a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto
Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...
Here is a BBC (big birthday celebration) for you!
doorman: "sorry you're not on the list, you're not coming in."
freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."
doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."
freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."
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