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thief in chief

The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)

"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."

by Honeyko March 9, 2016

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master the chief

Slang for masturbation.

I'll master your chief!

by MC February 17, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bromander in Chief

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

by Bromander in Chief December 6, 2009

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Tubby is the chief

A fat teacher who wears pedophile glasses , he usually spends his time being a fat bully and a tubby chief

" timmy : Hey look there goes lewis "
" john : yea that tubby is the chief "

by Michael McLouse December 13, 2009

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chief the blunt

To keep a blunt all to oneself.

Stoner A: That was a FAT L my dude.
Stoner B: I wish I could have gotten some, but you just HAD to chief the blunt

by Isaac Hayes got hella poon January 31, 2012

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Chief No Wipe

Much loved leader of the notorious Dirty Butt Tribe; more commonly referred to by his complete and official regalities, Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. As a tribute to the Chief, his name is often used as an euphemism for someone carrying a foul and lingering stench, typical of a person who failed to wipe their nether regions properly after a poo.

Gosh darn it, James. You smell like Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. Please, take a shower.

by Carl Blumpkin June 22, 2006

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Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 19, 2006

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