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a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing
we drank Christmas water in the halls
Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes
You suck at Alaskan Christmas!
When a celebrity/public figure commits a socially questionable act in public provoking a torrential windfall of comedic and/or satirical memes in celebration of the moment.
Examples:
-Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards
-Nearly anything a US president or political figure has said or done
-Tiger Woods’ life outside of the PGA
Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards tonight is Meme Christmas. There are going to be some good ones out there tomorrow.
The physical actions taken to start the Christmas Creep phenomenon; such as playing commercials and printing advertisements with a Christmas theme.
The Christmas creeping's begun this year; just heard a commercial with jingle bells.
A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3
Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas present...
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The slight depression some people experience for up to a week after Christmas is over-it is caused by all the excitement of christmas suddenly being over.
The most common age group of people that suffer from Christmas Hangover is around ages 8-13, however, there have been other reported cases.
Once he realized that there was no more presents to open, and that he had to go back to school, Paul was suffering from severe Christmas Hangover.
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When a KFC, Popeyes, or Churches Chicken opens in a black neighborhood
Look mamma!
Oh baby its christmas!
Look over its a Nigger Christmas
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