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When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.
"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"
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Example: Jensen Ackles says he favorite pie is coconut pie that means he likes dick
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A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.
Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!
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Someone who has a head that resembles a coconut, particularly due to their hair.
1. Jeon Jungkook from BTS has a coconut head.
2. The guy that she met at the event had a coconut head.
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Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless
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When a man's (nutsack,jewels,balls) are so huge and hairy,and his dick is so small in lengh and width.That his dick seems to hide in between them.
Guy:I wanna lick you from the inside out.
Girl:Oh yeah, I want your dick in me too, thrusting in and out making me cum all over your face!
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl:Yeah baby..
Guy:Okay then.
"Guy unzips pants"
Girl:oh yeahh I bet your shaft will break me in two!!!
"Guy pulls his huge balls and tiny shaft out"
Girl:Where's your dick? Is it hiding in between those coconut balls?
Guy: Yeah, and I bet you want every bit of it!
Girl uhmm hell no, I think you need some viagra, and a ball reduction.
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Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.
Noah, how is your new girlfriend?
She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.
Man, that's super sweet!
She also let me Butter Munch her!
No way! Is that it?
Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's
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