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A high class escort, particularly one suited to successful businessmen.
I hired a corporate box for next Friday; she comes highly recommended.
Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.
None come to mind. corporate philanthropist
A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360
"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"
"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"
A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.
Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...
A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.
"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"
" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."
An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?
guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.
Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?
Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!
*Guys high five and disperse*