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A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.
A crusty hannah is when a girl grates the crust of her feet onto the males dick and then proceeds to give him a blowjob until he cums mixing the foot crust and cum together.
Boy: "Girl get over here and grate that crusty foot flake on my nob!!"
Girl: "I can't wait to give you a crusty hannah".
A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice
Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie
A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
A description of an old white bitch
do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.
Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear