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The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.
Ray: Dawg what 💀
basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.
he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.
A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.
"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"
"Did you see his bed-desk?"
"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".
Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".
Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.
“How’s it going?”
“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”
“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”