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An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."
The female equivelant of a wing man.
I'll go out with you tonight and be your side dish!
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A name given to a woman which has or could be used in a sexual manner.
I met Susan last night and after five minutes she gave it up. She is such a dish towel
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a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.
Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.
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You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish
Yo you hear joey gave that girl a wet soap dish?
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A promiscuous woman's vagina that is like a deep dish pizza. Her pussy is so deep that no matter how big a male's phallus is, it will never be enough to satisfy her. You will probably need a two by four to avoid not falling in.
Girl: "idk who told yall 9in was a big dick, cause it's not"
Guy: "We got miss deep dish pussy over here"
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A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.
Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.