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A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
Drunken yobs meaning young people drunk on an old mans drive/path/road trying to see what is happening but then gets filmed by the old man and put on Facebook.
Old man:"Another bunch of Drunken yobs on berry hill again"
Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.
Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.
The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.
"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."
When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.
Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!
The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets
Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler