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Fap trap

When one is browsing content, often online or flicking channels on TV, with no intention of fapping either then or later, but are forced to or reminded to fap upon seeing something. That thing is a fap trap.

Bro 1: "Dude I wasn't even gonna fap tonight but then I was flicking music channels and the video for Call on Me by Eric Prydz came on and I couldn't not afterwards."
Bro 2: "Yeah that video is such a fap trap"

by Tom3457mofo April 20, 2013


golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.

Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.

by dirtysavant January 22, 2012


Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Chevy impala and gets baked for no reason

Micheal bos is a fap rag

by Getrektbos December 04, 2019


Taxi-fap

Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.

"Yo, Clark, you'd never believe that awesome taxi-fap I just threw down in that yellow cab."

by bonerclub22 January 02, 2010


Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.

Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010


Fap head

A person who is addicted to masturbation.

Fap heads are usually porn addicts as well.

by skinnySinner January 10, 2015


fap battle

First one to fap wins!

Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!

by Bob5902 November 20, 2015