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The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.
Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!
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steve's off sick today with a bad case of wine flu after last night's extended revelry
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When a man is too sick for sex and only has the energy to lie there and get a blow job.
C: Dude, you feeling okay?
J: Yea bro. My girl brought some soup over and then I gave her some soup of my own.
C: WTF?
J: Flu-job.
C: Legit!
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Another name for Swine Flu. The word is derived from the fact that this particular strain of flu is the H1N1 strain, which can be read hini, or "Heinie."
Elements in the Federal Government do not want the illness identified as Swine Flu, so this is put forward as a substitute.
That guy in the aisle seat is hacking away: I hope it isn't the Heinie Flu.
I've got a hangover, but I'm going to tell HR I might have Heinie Flu 'cause I could use a few days off.
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HIV, due to the amount of HIV cases in edinburgh in the late 80's
Mate, make sure you dont sit on that toilet seat cause you might catch the Edinburgh Flu.
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When you wake up the next morning after a heavy night of drinking, unable to go to work you phone and call in “sick”
John phoned in sick today, but I recon he has a case of beer flue.
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Woman flu is a dreadful disease which causes seriously ill women to pretend to be well and relentlessly come to work.
The opposite of man flu
Man 1: Gosh, her nose is streaming dreadfully... why doesn't she take a day off?
Man 2: Must be a case of woman flu
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