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Someone who doesn't look their age. Some usually don't even grow facial hair at all in their lives. It was inspired by the forest children in the Legend of Zelda who don't age at all. Many of them find it annoying that people say that they don't look their age but it pays off in the end when others are old and wrinkly and the forest children still look the same as they were 20 years ago.
Guy 1: Man, I had no idea you were 19. You look like you're 15.
Guy 2: It's okay. I'm a forest child. I live forever.
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Formerly called Jungles, but the PC crowd (liberals) decided Jungles was a bad word. Brings to mind black people running around naked swinging through trees. Rain forest on the other hand makes us think of tall magnificent trees, beautiful flowers and friendly animals.
Lets go for a walk in the rain forest.
This sux, the bugs are eating me up in this rain forest.
Tarzin don't live in the Jungle, you fool, he lives in the the rain forest.
I liked the Jungle better, it rains all the time in this rain forest.
I live in the Urban rain forest right next to the KFC.
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London Canada A.K.A The Forest City A.K.A. Lo A.K.A. Low City
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The act of taking a girl who is blindfolded or not out in the middle of forest where she has sex with one or more persons most of the time in a gangbang.
Grover took Shelle out for a forest bang which she was very excited about.
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An affluent suburb north of Chicago.The people that live in lake forest usually come form old/corrupt money and therefore strive for nothing in everyday life and their schooling except for dating around and "keeping it classy (which really means act like whore/ d-bag you are but don't let too many people find out, because that would be just so not classy)".Lake Forest hides the fact that it has the highest teen drinking and drug rate in America and that if it's people weren't considered rich they would be called trash. In the past 3 months 4 kids have committed suicide (and of course it didn't make local news) because they were tormented by the kids and the suffocating atmosphere at Lake Forest High School. Lake Forest residents refuse to think that maybe their bigotry leads to humble people's demise and instead sob dishonestly about the "friends" they've lost. The guys that live in Lake Forest are far from charming but their money and preppy colored clothing attracts the dumb whores who infest the town whom are raised from birth to look for their potential husbands so they can comfortably stay in their historical roles of stay-at-home moms. People in Lake Forest call themselves "beautiful" when in fact many are walking the line of average and they all look the same. Overall, Lake Forest is a true white trash town (excluding the token black guy).
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go to Lake Forest to get some grub?
Person 2: Nah! A sandwich costs like $10 there and besides I wouldn't fit in if ya know what I mean.
Person 1: trust me I know what your sayin dude! Those people are living on cloud 9.
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The mini-Detroit of Calgary in the Northwest. AKA - the ghetto.
Person 1 - "Dude last night I went to this party in Forest Lawn"
Person 2 - "How many?"
Person 1 - "How many what?"
Person 2 - "How many casualties?"
Person 1 - "Oh.. 3, no biggie."
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See muff diver.
One who performs oral sex on their partner (usually female). Pubic hair provides ample 'forest'.
Person 1: So let me get this straight, Amy and Katie did -what- last night?
Person 2: Well, let's just say that Amy's skills as a forest ranger have improved ten-fold.
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