Beast of a man and my better in every way
"God i wish i was more like Garrett"
Verb; To destroy something in a ridiculous way
Past; Garratted
A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.
The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.
You’re a cowboy fan? You’re such a Garrett!
You’re not fast anymore man, you’re acting like Garrett.
Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.
Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."
a man (large) who likes to play with ballz and blockz
garrett plays with blockz and ballz
Only one in the world. garrett is a male who has a big dik. like not exaggerating, and a good fuck, . but thats not the only fuck hes good at , also mind fucking.
He also Has a juvie who will hurt you if your too friendly with himm. overall garrett is a ass whole but the best asswhole ive met.
garrett “les fuck”
(pants down)
juvie “woah thats .. woah 🔞😍”