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When the presence of a girlfriend (either real of fictitious) is introduced by a male during a conversation with a female it is considered dropping a "girlfriend bomb." This is typically done to deter further or perceived pursuit of the male by the female. Either the guy finds the girl he's chatting with unattractive and fears she may be interested in him. Or he's intimidated by her. Thus, he needs to make her aware of "competition", that's he's desirable and taken or that he is *NOT* desperate.
It's basically saying "Hey look...someone likes me OTHER than you!"
(girl and guy casually chatting about nothing...)
Girl: yeah, so that's when i decided i wanted to see Iron Man.
Guy: *clears throat* um yea me and my girlfriend went to see that last night.
girl: wow...you dropped a girlfriend bomb..how lame.
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A fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. The massive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. A girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.
Dude 1: As soon as I walked out her front door, I began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. That was like 40 feet!
Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.
Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)
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She loves you no matter what, she puts up when you have those moments, you always have the most perfect time with her, you love not only her but her family. She's funny, caring, considerate, down to earth, BEAUTIFUL, amazing smile and eyes that you would die to have! You can be yourself and not be judged. You can be weird together and she's just the most perfect person and you love her with all your heart. <3
Perfect Girlfriend:Taylor Rachelle Arnold<3
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The bipolar bitch that took you for granted all along, she does not have intentions to get back with you, but will torture and play with your emotions. She would sabotage and cockblock you if give her the chance.
I was sweet and nice with my ex-girlfriend, but she played hot and cold with me and took for granted.
The person you used to loved and share intimate moments with, now she hates you and will do her best to make your life miserable.
I hate my ex, i was sweet and nice with her and she used me all along.
The person that turn you into a jerk, and thanks to her you get laid all the time.
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When your girlfriend (or boyfriend in some cases) tries to take your attention off what you're doing to make her the focus of your attention.
I can't run SM now, I've pull some Girlfriend Aggro and I can't shake her off.
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A long term "girlfriend" in every way, but excluding the physical aspects and minus the actual deceleration of being in any form of relationship past friend. Often shortened to just pseudo. Derogatory remark.
P1 - Going out with your pseudo-girlfriend tonight?
P2 - Yeah.
P1 - Are you ever going to properly date her?
P2 - It's not that type of relationship.
P1 - Pussy.
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the strongest girls that God paired with the toughest guys. They are loyal and faithful to their men no matter where they are. They are willing to wait an eternity to be with their men.
"She is so tough."
"Duh... Shes a marine girlfriend."
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