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A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.
The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.
Drake fans. OVO Goons are extremely loyal to Drake and bump all the music he puts out. If you dislike Drake they will list his multiple accolades to you while wearing their OVO hoodie. They also will often have an owl in their Instagram bio
Ben: Aye man Drake sucks
Ethan: Bro you're wrong, he is a legend, top 3 all time
Ben: ugh you must be part of the OVO Goons
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A sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. A sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. Sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering crap bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. It is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming "its only a sherbet dib dab!!" . Sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie bassett on heroin. Sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.
Oh man..Look at that sweets goon chasing the ice cream van
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nickname for orlando, florida.
i'm from dat goon city
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I went to a convention last weekend and this Spoon Goon would not leave Elvira alone!
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da bag inside a box of wine after i dun drunked it all up and blowed it up sos i can sleep on it
dat drunk nigger sleeping on a goon pillow
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someone who has only started listening to House Music recently in their life, and now is all of a suddenly obsessed with it. They refer to this music as 'new', even though it's been around for years. Essentially tools.
House music and 'Electronic Dance Music' (EDM) has now become their entire existence, taking over all of their social media feeds. They are continuously going to every and any EDM concert in town, even if it's the same artist over and over again. It's all they care about, and they act as if it's all they've ever cared about.
Frequently, they wrongly associate House music with all other types of electronic music, referring to House, Electro, Techno and Dubstep interchangeably.
House goons are almost always caucasian males or females, ages 18-25, at colleges in the United States. They are also easy to spot, as they often wear neon bandanas and other neon articles of clothing.
They can previously be seen getting high to acts such as Wiz Khalifa.
However now, they refer an obnoxious amount to their new friend Molly, and listen almost exclusively to 5 artists: Avicii/Deadmau5/Swedish House Mafia/Skrillex/Rusko. To them, any other artist is merely someone that sounds like one of these five.
House goons are another denomination of tools/bros/hipsters/followers and while should not be avoided at all costs, should certainly be disregarded.
Example 1: House goon: Dude me and my friend Molly were raging at this sick dubstep show last night. Melted my face off.
Regular Person: Oh really who was it?
House goon: Swedish House Mafia
Regular Person: ...........
Example 2: My friend used to be a weed-smoking, beer-drinking frat bro that loved rap music and Wiz Khalifa, but now he just rolls face and listens to Levels. He's such a house goon.
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