running gums

Talking shit.

Quit running gums, nigga.

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GUM Clinic

Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic

The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.

Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.

For example

Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic

Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?

Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback

Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?

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Fat Gum

Fat Gum is a very soft, strong,thicccc 29 y/o man from the fandom BNHA

Feggy:"Yo regey do you know Fat Gum?"
Regey:"NO!! FEGGY!! NO!! NOT THE DOUJINS "* starts crying*
Feggy:"Oh man, im so sorry i didn't know!"
Regey:"WELL YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW FEGGY,... JUST!- just leave i-im sorry jus-just-please?..."
Feggy:"Oh okay I'm sorry, i love you see you later then..."
Regey:"Yeah..-"

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sat in gum

when a male reaches through his zipper and pinches his nut sac and pulls it through to show his buddies that he sat in gum

Jaz: hey bacon, i sat in gum, check it out!

bacon: put your nuts away!!!!

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dad gum it

A silly way of saying "god damn it".

You're too good to let that douchebag bring you down dad gum it !!

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bumpin gums

A blowjob.

She's got that mouth that makes me wanna be bumpin gums if you know what I mean.

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Numb gum

2 give oral sex with cokaine on the end of your penis

I'm gonna give u a numb gum. or. i gave that broad a numbgum

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