i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

See "Ashley Burger"

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i had a good chuckle over that one

A phrase stated by famous actor starring in the show Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, preceding an insulting statement left by one man under TXGRIZZ on Twitter back in 2013. It says in full that Bryan Cranston’s appearance on the show Malcolm In The Middle would be more accurately defining if the show were to be entitled under the name “Mushy In The Middle”, a pun to Bryan displaying that Heisenberg, Bryan’s role in the show Breaking Bad, being the nickname or streetname to Walter Hartwell White, primary focus of the previous show, Breaking Bad, should lose some weight.

Immediately proceeding Bryan’s comment stating that he’d just had a good chuckle over that comment, he goes on to state in a very similar tone of his role – Heisenberg – formerly a member of the Los Pollos’ methamphetamine creator or “cooker”, playing a ruthless character whose main goal was to achieve money for his family and for managing to pay his medical bills for treatment of lung cancer in which he underwent remission and relapse prior to his death at the end of the show during it’s finalé in which Heisenberg died following a fatal gunshot wound to his upper abdomen – which he states that he is coming after the aforementioned person who called Bryan fat

Person 1: Malcolm In The Middle? More like Mushy In The Middle, lose some weight, Heisenberg!
Bryan: I had a good chuckle over that one.
Walter Hartwell White: I’m coming after you.

I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

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Should have had a fuze bitch

Most gay assholes hit you in the head and say "should have had a V8", next time well try hitting someone in the balls and say "sould have had a fuze bitch"

Elliott: (Kicks mason in the balls)

Mason: Fuck

Elliott: Should have had a fuze bitch

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We've done stuff but haven't had sex

Implying that you have kissed, hugged, and normal couple stuff. But still no sex.

It really sucks, but you live with it in order to maintain a 'good relationshop.'

Random friend: Hey, how's that chick you were dating?

You: Good, we've done stuff but haven't had sex yet.

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if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

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I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

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