bee-eye-itch

A very gangsta way to say 'bitch'.

'Ey bro, check out dem bee-eye-itch! I iz gonna stick my ding-a-long in dat 'ershey 'ighway!

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turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

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Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

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My biznitches itches

a.When one is extremly toxicated and the only thing they say that makes sence is My Biznitches itches
b.haveing complictions when drunk

A. shit i cant find my car key "My biznitches iches"!!!
b. Im gonna take my shoes off and putt my stocking on my head, "My Biznitches itches"!!

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making my ass itch

Ass itching means that you’re annoying me or something is bothering you

Oh my gawd stop being so loud it’s making my ass itch

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make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.

A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."

Makes my balls itch

Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.

"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"

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